NO BLEEPIN’ KIDDING!
Here’s A Not Quite SWEARY but Seriously SNARKY Adult Coloring Book for Folks who Just Can’t Speak the Swear Words … But Are Thinking Them!
A Smack Speaking, Trash Talking , Insult Generating, Creative Cursing Activity Book Full of Almost Swear Words and Close To Colorful Cussing.
FULL VIDEO PREVIEW AVAILABLE on my Amazon Author Page as well as at Pop Art Diva on YouTube!
* 30 Beautiful, HAND DRAWN, SINGLE SIDED Coloring Pages!
* 17 Vertical Images and 13 Horizontal Images.
* There’s even a coloring doodle on the “Book Colored by” page AND you can even color my portrait on the “About the Artist” page.
* Skill levels are easy to moderately detailed.
* Well defined boundaries to make it easy to “color inside the lines”.
* Includes Coloring Tips, Coloring Medium Charts and Medium Testing Pages!
* Perfect coloring activity for when you want to cuss like a sailor but are too refined to do so.
* SEND THEM OUT TO FRIENDS FOR A LAUGH or ENEMIES FOR RIOTOUS REVENGE!
* FULL VIDEO PREVIEW ON Pop Art Diva’s YOUTUBE Under Book’s Title
This is a coloring book for folks who might need to get some pent up feelings out but can’t quite bring themselves to “swear in full color”. Written with truly “colorful language” and illustrated with delightful detail to put a little color into your insults and dirty words. Bad mouthing has never been so beautifully silly – or fun. Get your aggressions out, grab your crayons, colored pencils or felt tip markers and speak your mind with a rainbow of almost potty mouth zingers, nasty put downs and sarcastic snipes.
HERE’S A FEW OF THE ON THE EDGE OF OBSCENE OATHS INCLUDED:
* There’s Not Enough Vodka in the World to Erase You.
* You Are So Fugly That Ugly and the F-Word had to Team Up.
* If you spoke your mind you’d be speechless.
* You Bombastic Ball of Bugger Butt Bile!
* BLEEPIN’ BOLLOCKS!
* You’re The Reason I’m on Valium.
* You’re A Flaming Flock of Folderol.
* You drive me to drink. Every Freakin’ Bottle in the Bar.
* Sometimes I imagine you with a personality.
* You’re a Screaming Shovelful of Sorry Shinola.
* Farkle Pecker!
* You Are A Duffel Full of Donkey Drivel.
* You Towering Tank of Titanic Turtle Turds!
* Great Balls of Stoopid!
* Don’t Be A Dipwad Dooshenbag.
* You Are A Perfectly Pretentious Pile Of Porcine Poo.
* I don’t have enough middle fingers to express my feelings for you.
* Razzety Fracker
* You Are A Malodorous Mountain of Mindless Muck.
* Freakin’ Fiddlesticks!
* Swirling Crapola!
* You are a Horrendous Heap of Heaving Horse Puckey.
* Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to be one.
Color yourself relieved and vindicated with these hilariously horrid but anger reducing, stress relieving and fun Coloring Pages filled with EGREGIOUS EPITHETS, RIOTOUSLY RUDE, INSULTINGLY BAD MOUTHED (Almost) PROFANE PLAYFULNESS, designed with tongue firmly in cheek and vengeance in mind by Pop Art Diva. (Go ahead, say that last paragraph 3 times after a few drinks!)
Enjoy the Naughty Nastiness, COLOR AWAY YOUR ANGER and May the Expletives Be With You!
Terri aka Pop Art Diva
This book not really intended for children … but then who am I to tell you how to deal with your kids?
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